Terms of service, BiCHE

Acceptance of Terms

By entering this site, you agree to the following:

  • You are not here to steal.

  • You are not here to rebrand my breakdown.

  • You understand that satire is protected under the First Amendment, and so is this diva.

This is a personal project, a public persona, a parody and a prophecy. Don’t get it twisted—or copyrighted.

Intellectual Property

All content on this site—including but not limited to text, images, audio, videos, captions, confessions, and curated unhinged energy—is the intellectual property of Bimbeaux Riche™ (trademark pending) and its creator.

You may not reproduce, distribute, remix, or perform derivative acts of worship with this content unless expressly permitted in writing.

If you steal my shit, I will find you. Spiritually or legally. Whichever hits harder.

Use of Content (With Vibes)

You may:

  • Screenshot for the group chat.

  • Quote for commentary, critique or prayer circles (with credit).

  • Share links respectfully, with the knowledge that you are spreading the gospel of an internet girl on the edge.

You may not:

  • Monetize, plagiarize, or repurpose content as your own.

  • Submit my content to AI models without my consent. I am already enough machine and muse.

Disclaimers

This site is both satire and sincerity. Nothing on here constitutes legal advice, religious guidance, mental health treatment or public relations strategy (unless you’re paying me—then it does).

Bimbeaux Riche is a persona. A mirror. A meltdown. A meme medium. Engage accordingly.

User Conduct

By engaging with this site, you agree:

  • To scroll with curiosity, not cruelty.

  • To comment with clarity, not cowardice.

  • To refrain from weaponizing B’s words for anything but spiritual awakening and/or main character empowerment.

If you’re here to hate: bless your heart, and may your Wi-Fi glitch forever.

Submissions & Confessions

Anything you submit via form, comment, or confessional portal may be used for content purposes. By sending it, you grant me non-exclusive rights to amplify your sins (anonymously unless stated otherwise).

Termination of Vibes

If you violate these terms, I reserve the right to:

  • Block you.

  • Banish you.

  • Release a strongly worded meme in your honor.

Legal Stuff

This site and all affiliated properties operate under the laws of the Internet and the great state of Delusion™. Actual legal jurisdiction is based in New York State, and actual lawyers are on standby if needed.

Updates to Terms

I reserve the right to update these Terms at any time, with or without a confetti cannon. You are encouraged to reread them quarterly.

Bless These Terms.

They are sacred.

They are chaotic.

They are legally just enough.